Father’s Day is this weekend and while you are scrambling to find that last minute present, take some time out of your day to memorize these hysterical dad jokes. Why? Because there is no better way to commemorate your dad on Father’s Day than by cracking a few cheesy jokes! He will greatly appreciate them and he might even come up with a few that you haven’t heard yet.
“Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.”
“Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line becomes apparent.”
“Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged.”
“I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”
“Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn’t know it was on fire.”
“The rotation of earth really makes my day.”
“Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.”
“5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
“I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.”
“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, “No, just leave it in the carton!”
“The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”
“Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”
Happy Father’s Day!